Two enthused consents. Three cups of passionate kissing. One and a half cups of fondling. Two heaping tablespoons of 69. Two cups of missionary position. Three and a half cups of doggy style. Three teaspoons of butterfly. Five cups of cowboy. Four cups of leapfrog. Spoon to taste and mix
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The Big O
“Enlightening.” “Release.” Enthralling.” “Freaking awesome.” “Best ride of my life.” All of these have been used to describe one thing. No, I am not talking about your favorite ride at Six Flags. The ride I’m talking about is one that is loads better than anything at Six Flags. Folks, I’m
Sex Column: No Lights, No Camera, Plenty of Action
It’s salacious. It’s plastic. It’s fake. It’s full of oil, glitter and approximately 23 pounds of M.A.C. foundation. No, I am not talking about JWoww’s sweater puppies. That’s right my lovelies. The time has finally come to talk about the one thing on this planet that is more provocative than
Sex Column: Spank Me…Harder
Sex is a passionate process. You may start by tenderly kissing your partner. Then you might feel them up with a gentle touch that makes their skin quiver. After that you could undress each other, teasing one another as every article of clothing slides off your bodies. You go through
Sex Column: A Hairy Situation
Before we bust out our razors and make our salon appointments, let’s schmooze about body hair. First of all, if you have it, you’re not an ape that evolution left behind! It’s perfectly normal. In addition, what you do with it is YOUR decision: keep it, get rid of it,
Sex Column: The Kitty Cat
Do me a favor: think about vaginas for one minute. Think about everything you know about them. How they work. How they look. Chances are that your train of thought didn’t last too long. Don’t worry—you’re not alone. The vagina is an enigma to many of us. However, this leads
Sex Column: Wax On, Wax Off
“It’s going to hurt.” I had those three words repeated to me over and over when I told people that I was going to wax my lady parts for the first time. I was so determined to try getting a wax at least one time in my life, but last
Sex Column: Do You Beat the Meat?
You’re stressed. You just got out of class, and you had an exam that makes eternal damnation seem like child’s play. To make matters worse, nature’s calling. No, you don’t need to go to the bathroom, and no, you’re not on your period. You’re horny, and your significant other is
Sex Column: Running the Bases
It’s no unknown fact that America’s favorite pastime is baseball. As a result, it’s also no surprise to see that America’s favorite pastime has encroached upon its second favorite pastime: sex. We’ve all heard about the infamous “bases.” Our “base system” has proven to be an effective and cheeky way
Sex Column: How The Grinch Stole My Orgasm
As a normal human being, I have partaken in my fair share of what I like to call “sex gossip.” You know, the I-just-did-something-naughty-with-a-hot-person-and-now-I’m-going-to-tell-my-bestfriend gossip. However, among these tantalizing stories, one element tends to be horrifyingly common. When I ask, “So, was it good? *wink wink*” a common response is,