Cecil the Sagehoe details a saucy week full of dates, hookups, and self-reflection. “My path to self-discovery involved roundabouts, shitty lube and tons of introspection, but I came out with a better understanding of what I want from my interactions with men,” they write.
There’s no way you can legitimately believe tops and bottoms are making an equal investment in any given sexual encounter.
The following events are, for better or for worse, absolutely true. I present to you five of the most peculiar sexual encounters of my life.
CW: Perceived negative relationship dynamics My parents’ opposing personalities frequently put them at odds with one another — something that can, in an oversimplified
CW: mentions of disease/illness, verbal abuse, and drug usage In my first year at Pomona College, I would sob on every flight from New
I only recently gained the ability to partake in hookup culture. For all of middle school and the first half of high school, I
Much like a shark, the most reliable way for me to make a value judgment of a physical object is to put it in
To me, queefs are kind of like quiches. They can be totally different depending on who makes them, and I used to be
From the end of freshman year of college through the beginning of sophomore year, I hooked up with the same boy a handful of
It’s safe to say that Cosmopolitan is not my go-to for sex advice (the magazine, not the cocktail, although both result in regret when