Author: Ben Coppersmith

a victimless crime. …except for the car. …and it’s owner.11/15/2009; 11:47; CMCA student is in station to report a blue 2003 VW Passat had

Even graduate students lose bicycles 11/9/2009; 12:00; CUCA CGU student is in station to file a report for a stolen blue and silver bike.

No softball field for drunk stags 11/1/2009; 12:06; CMC A staff member requests that an officer meet with her at the CMS softball field

No iPod, No Cry10/20/2009; 11:33; POMA student is in station to report that a black Nikon Coolpix digital camera, black Cannon digital camera, and

Tiny people can be trespassers, too!10.12.03; 21:01; POMA grounds keeper reports that a 2 – 3 inch hole was cut into the fence on

I mean, when you gotta steal a 100 foot vine, you gotta steal a 100 foot vine. 10/5/2009, 15:50, CUCAn employee of the chaplain’s

Hipster ScumStrikes Again!10.4.09, 0:40, POMA white female adult, wearing a blue hoodie, reportedly steals a pack of cigarettes from the Coop Store. Estimated value:

But Locking my door would be soooo proletariat! 9.19.09 05:10 PZ A student reports that her friend’s silver MacBook Pro laptop has been stolen

Clean Sweep9.8.09, 14:15, CGUAn officer responds to CGU apartments to file a report for missing property. A student reports that two seven-foot brown polyester