I mean, when you gotta steal a 100 foot vine, you gotta steal a 100 foot vine.
10/5/2009, 15:50, CUCAn employee of the chaplain’s office reports that a 100-foot-long vine, with attached fruits and grapes, was stolen from the east side of the McAlister center.
Copper Thief on the Loose
10/6/2009, 8:09, PTZApproximately $500 worth of scrap copper is stolen from a construction site. A witness identifies one of the thieves as a former employee. CPD is unable to find anyone in the area matching the description or carrying a large pile of copper.
I came, I saw, I took some photographs and wrote a vandalism report.
10/6/2009, 8:31, POMA golf cart outside of Frary Dining Hall is reportedly vandalized. The responding officer reports that an unknown subject broke the window. The damage is photographed.
Everyone present was too busy playing beer pong
10/9/2009, 11:46, POMAn Apple MacBook Pro is taken from a secured Lawry common room.
Black Volvo Down
10/10/2009, 9:30, PTZAn officer is called to the East Mesa parking lot to file a vandalism report. The officer finds that a car has had its passenger window broken and requests that housekeeping respond to clean up the broken glass. The housekeeping contact replies that he is not working today. The officer reports that he will have someone else clean up the glass.
Black Volvo Down: The Thrilling Conclusion
10/10/2009, 22:20, PTZA student visits the station to report that his car was broken into over night. It is a black 2006 Volvo S40. An unidentified person broke his passenger window and stole $5 in cash and an iTrip device.
—Compiled By Ben Coppersmith