Dear Pomona College, It has been an honor to write security briefs for you each week for the past four years. Although you plague my life with bike thefts, hundreds it seems (actually 2.7/week on average), it has been a pleasure to journey with you through your frustration with campus
Author: Steve Hochman
Security Briefs
These fruit trees are just so amazing 4.14.09 01:00 A student reports hearing screams coming from a wilderness area. Officers respond but find no one. I just hate their taste in music 4.15.09 00:36 A student files a noise complaint against a party in a dorm lounge. I only like
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Acts of terrorism will not be tolerated 4.7.09 19:22 Campus safety officers report swear words spray painted on two trees. Looks better the way it is now 4.9.09 15:56 An employee reports an art project vandalized; one piece has been broken off and stolen. Someone is getting rich during the
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How do you make fun of this…seriously 3.26.09 00:36 A student reports that his computer and his roommate’s computer and cell phone have been stolen from their dorm room. The lock on the bathroom window is broken. Now this is my type of vandalism 3.30.09 06:50 An employee reports a
A Crazy Little Thing Called Zircon
In the midst of countless articles and e-mails about hateful tortillas, racist alma maters, banned students, the financial crisis, and the poor quality of food at Frank, I’d like to add a little color—the beautiful watermelon greens and reds of a mineral called zircon. I’m a senior in the Pomona