JOKE ISSUE: Bold Pomona Freshman Poops in Gender-Neutral Bathroom

Late Tuesday, Freshman Daniel Wurzhebacher PO ‘12 boldly pinched off a loaf in Mudd Backhall’s gender-neutral bathroom, becoming the first man – or woman – to do so in the bathroom this academic year. With the closer men’s bathroom occupied, and classtime quickly approaching, Mr. Wurzhebacher faced no choice but to risk having girls hear him fart and drop a deuce in the gender neutral toilet. By all accounts, the deuce session was a success, and the deed was committed without notice until, of course, TSL photographers came into the bathroom to capture the historic moment on film. For more coverage, see Page 14.

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