The first time I had sex, it was with a senior CMC football player the first semester of my first year. I’m sure it’s not as funny to you all, given my pseudonym and that you don’t know me, but trust me–this was hilarious. He was the last character anyone would
Author: Jacques Strap
A Room of One’s Own
As most of us have figured out by now, sex in weird places is almost inevitable for those of us who have chosen the hoe life. A lot of times, it's out of necessity. Maybe your roommate insists that they need to do homework on a Saturday night; maybe your dorm is just
Pushing the Limits
Let’s talk about pushy boys. We all know one. Boys who are used to always getting what they want. Boys who will whine and whine until they either have their way or die of old age. I don’t have much to say about it, honestly. As much as I wish
STIgma
During finals week of last semester, I was late on papers for two of my classes—but not my period. The sun was shining, my new IUD was working, and I was looking forward to going home and making sweet, condom-less love to my long-distance boyfriend. We had agreed that we wouldn’t