Content Warning for language and descriptions that might be considered vulgar. The first day I met my boyfriend at the time, he left me with the loveliest words: “Your ass is so fuckable.” I knew that it was eventually going to come one day, and no matter how many times
Author: Amazing Al
Saddle Up: A Rough Recollection
My high school Italian teacher once told me that aside from graduation, the biggest moment in my life would be losing my virginity. Despite the fact that life has been fucking me over since I was born, I never expected to lose my V-card during high school. I knew that it was
Not So Fast: On Netflixing and Not Chilling
Back when I was 16, I was still getting the hang of the whole dating thing. Granted, I'd already made out with and given a handjob to the guy I was seeing within a week of dating, but as we agreed to slow things down, we opted for a quiet movie night together.
There He Blows: A Field of Dreams
Audrey Jang • The Student Life I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but I’ve always had a knack for catching balls. From basketball to football, I was the typical jock from a young age. Even though constant injuries plagued me from ever competing in these sports, there was always one kind of
Sucks to Suck: Marked and Dangerous, Hiding the Hickey
I remember the first time I ever got a hickey. I was five years old and I sucked on the top of a jar for far too long. Eventually, when I unlatched myself, there was a bright red ring around my mouth for the rest of the day. Granted, I didn’t know how much